But the truth is that when someone is looking at a review, they are trying to make a purchasing decision. Most people only want to know if a game will be good for them, as opposed to finding the "best" game out there. I think a brief discussion followed by general recommendations is a better way of getting there. Besides, I'm not even sure that I can make scoring decisions very well, and frankly I'm not sure how professional reviewers do it.
With all of that out of the way, let's talk about...
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Bayonetta was one of those games I missed the first time around. And while I don't know the specifics, I'm guessing it wasn't the highest selling game of all time.
That's not a huge surprise when you consider what it is. At its core, Bayonetta is a beat 'em up in the style of Devil May Cry or God of War. You have an overpowered protagonist (Bayonetta is on the left in the image) who mows down bad guys with various combinations, most of which can be done by button mashing. It does have a few unique things, like well timed dodges that put you in "witch mode" which temporarily slows down time so you can pound away on an enemy. In certain battles, this slowdown is key to winning the fight, especially as you move up on the difficulty curve. But in general, if you are familiar with other games in this genre nothing in Bayonetta should be difficult to grasp.
Speaking of difficulty, this game is pretty hard on normal. I actually tuned it down to Easy to get through the game. I think Normal is maybe a bit too tough the first time around considering how many hits certain enemies would take with my basic equipment. Some gamers may not mind the repetitive nature of dying and retrying, but I personally felt that on Normal the game went from manageable to frustrating after the first couple of missions. I'm guessing that if I played through it a second time with my unlocked gear on Normal that I would feel differently.
But the most important thing I need to bring up about Bayonetta is the style and presentation which is ultimately the draw of the game. While the picture I included has toned it down, Bayonetta is a highly sexualized protagonist. Depending on your perspective, this can be a good or bad thing. The graphics aren't extremely sophisticated, but it's certainly detailed enough to...ahem...arouse its audience. Despite being sexualized, I think Bayonetta as a character is highly independent and comfortable in her sexuality. I think that matters. While she is supposed to be eye candy, the other characters don't really comment on it. She owns it herself. So I'm not sure it's fair to totally dismiss her out of turn as compared to a more submissively sexualized character that you might see in other games.
Also, this game is heavily influenced by anime and corny action films. Every move is exaggerated, every battle is over the top. Some of the cutscenes are still shots that are presented in a sort of vintage film look. I found it to be quite funny and it's hard to take the story too seriously. That's probably a good thing, because the story never made tons of sense to me. I got the idea, but I didn't really care about the "lore".
My last note is that I played this on Playstation 3. I would strongly recommend installing the game because before installing it the loading screens were very long and too frequent. It's not a new game and it shouldn't be expected to perform like one. You should know that going in.
Who Should Play This Game
- Fans of action games like Devil May Cry or God of War.
- People who enjoy over the top games that are self referential and don't take the plot too seriously.
- Bargain hunters. I paid about $15 for this game brand new. Not bad for 7+ hours of gameplay.
Who Shouldn't Play This Game
- If you are looking for a high end technical game, this is not it. This is not The Last of Us.
- People who are looking for a nuanced story that makes them think or want to discuss the outcome. This game is not that ambitious.
- People who dislike anime style. If the frantic Japanese style of anime is not for you, you probably won't like this game.
- While I think Bayonetta handles her sexuality in a reasonable way, she flaunts it unabashedly. Some people might be offended. I think it depends on your view of what feminism means.
Now I'll move on to...
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Burial At Sea is the DLC for Bioshock Infinite, one of the best games to come out in 2013 and a personal favorite. It feels to me like Bioshock got a lot of backlash after it came out initially last year and everyone I knew played through it immediately. That generally seems like a pretty strong endorsement, but as time went on there seemed to be a lot of complaints about it as a shooter as well as some criticisms of the plot. Before I continue, I should mention I wasn't one of those people. While Infinite wasn't my personal Game of the Year (for that it's a close call between Last of Us and Zelda Link Between Worlds), it was definitely up there, and for me I considered Infinite to be a first person shooter that stuck with me a lot more than, say, Halo 4.
For the purposes of this write up, I'm going to avoid spoilers and focus more on the gameplay. I'll talk about the plot very broadly.
Burial at Sea is two parts. The first puts you in control of Booker DeWitt in an alternate universe as he goes into Rapture, the setting for the original Bioshock. The second part puts you in control of Elizabeth. Part 1 plays much like the first game, and is somewhat short. I think I finished it in about 90 minutes. Part 2 is considerably longer and has much more of a stealth feel. This was a welcome change, especially for just a few hours of gameplay. Plus it makes sense.
Both DLCs have equipment and plasmids (powers) that are distinct and separate from the main game. This is a welcome change and also helps expand what I already considered to be deep gameplay that allowed the player to play the game in a manner in which they preferred.
After Part 1 came out there was a general concern about value and length of the DLC. I'm pleased to say that Part 2 actually manages to really complete the circle not only of Bioshock Infinite and Part 1 of the DLC, but of the Bioshock 1 story as a whole. The way they managed to tie it all together is nothing short of brilliant.
It probably doesn't need to be stated, but this content looks beautiful. Part 2 in particular opens up in an amazing way that literally left my jaw hung open. Seldom does a game make me want to stay in a place and not move on, but Part 2 did that for me right at the beginning. It stopped my natural instinct of exploring and trying to advance and instead gave me the feeling that I wanted to stop and smell the roses.
Who Should Play It
- Fans of Bioshock 1 or Bioshock Infinite.
- People who prefer story driven as opposed to action driven games.
- "Discussion" minded gamers. There is plenty to dissect from this experience.
Who Shouldn't Play It
- People who prefer a more fast paced, competitive shooter such as Call of Duty.
- People who may be put off by dark themes, violence, torture, etc. This game goes to places that some might not be comfortable with. For me, I appreciated the emotional response I had to some of the darker moments.
- If you never liked Bioshock in the past, you won't like this.
Now let's move on to Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls.
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I'm not going to formally review this, because you are either on board with Diablo 3 or you aren't. But I want to review some of the changes to the overall experience from the recent patch that overhauled the original game plus added features for the expansion.
The biggest and most obvious difference is the increased loot drops. While in the original Diablo 3, rare and legendary drops were hard to find (and not always very useful) they have completely changed the formula this time around. It didn't take long before my character had brand new gear. The auction house has been removed, which allowed this "rebalancing" to happen.
I also like the new Adventure Mode. This basically lets you teleport to different places in the Diablo 3 world and take on various tasks in exchange for loot, money, and XP. Once you hit the Level Cap of 70, you can use Adventure Mode to power up your character further with better gear and Paragon Levels which allow you to increase your account's core statistics.
Finally, the difficulty has been dramatically adjusted. The difficulty seems to now bear into account your current level, so the harder difficulties are truly difficult. I managed to beat the expansion content on Torment 1, which is the 5th level of difficulty, but only with the assistance of a friend (and a lot of running away on my part) since the enemies were damaging my character with high end gear and a maxed level.
There's not much else to discuss with Diablo. You either like the experience or you don't. It's certainly accessible enough for new players, and I would suggest that if you want to try it see if you can find a guest pass. That's how I got into the game I couple years ago and those things should be floating around everywhere.
That's all for this update. Right now I'm working on Persona 4 Arena story mode, Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker HD, Final Fantasy X/X-2 Remastered (PS Vita), and of course I will probably put time into some other things as well.
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